A very chodu shaayar made it to the marriage party of
a Nizam's daughter. He was behaving pretty well when
some people asked
him
to say a sher.
These people were expecting something nice from him
when he started...


SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHODE MERA NANA!



People were shocked to hear this though this shayar
had a
famous background of telling some really gandu
shayaris. But this being
a
Royal Marriage, people requested him to say something
about the
wedding.
To humare shayar sahab ne farmaya...



KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
People - WAH!, WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!!
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI...
CHUDEGI AAJ LAUNDI NIZAM KI.

People were really angry to hear this. (Probably most
of them were not
like
us).

They started abusing and throwing stones at him.

On this he again started...

AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
This calmed people a bit.
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON...
MAA KE LAUDON, PATTHAR TO NA MARO

People went out of control this time and started
beating and kicking
him.

He begged for mercy but they were not ready to listen
to
him any more, so he finally stated.

GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI..
GARDISH MAIN HAI SITARE GAND MARLO HAMARI....
JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE, MAA CHOD-DENGE
TUMHARI...

Rest is history. But the history stayed with him when
he grew up.

Ab jaahir hai ki aise chutiye ke prem me koi kadega
nahi. To yeh
shayar Hyderabaad se Bombai pyaar ka chakkar chalane
ke liye aaya.

Ek din usne ek achchhi ladki ko dekha. Ladki ka dhyaan
kahi aur tha to
shaayar

sahaab ne wahi farma diya...

MUDHKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKH ZAALIM
KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI
CHUT TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA
LUND HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI

You won't believe it. But the girl liked this shayri
and she fell for
him. Things went well for them for next few days lekin
woh ladki
kuch aage nahi badhne deti thi. To ek suhana mousam pe
humare dost ne
use
kahe hi dala...

DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI
LENI HAI WOH CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHEPAYEE HAI

That was it! Ladki ek dam ruth gayi aur shayar se
milna jhulna chhod
diya. To shayar ki haalat bhi kharab ho gayi. Dost log
bhi khairat
puchhne
chale aaye. To cheer him up, they requested him to say
a sher
dedicated to her.
So he goes...

BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE
KYA CHEEZ JUDAAI HOTI HAI
HUM LUND PAKAD KAR BAITHE HAI
JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CHUDAI HOTI HAI

Yeh sunkar dost log hil gaye. Koi bola lund ko
sambhalo. To koi kaheta
hai
ki agar lund ko pakad kar baithoge to mutne kaise
jaoge?
To shayar bolta hai...

KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI?
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LUND YAHAN MUTNEKO AATA HAI?
ARE WOH TO CHUT KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI

Yeh sun kar sab dost log aur bhi pareshaan ho gaye. Ek
dost se to yeh
suna
bhi nahi gaya. To woh dost bolta hai ki mei kaise bhi
karke teri darling ko waapis bulaunga. Tere paas
waapis aake tujh pe ek
ehsaan karne khi bhikh mangooga. Ab aap log to jaane
ti ho ki yeh
shayar log
kitne independant hote hai. To humare shayar ko yeh
ehsaan lene wali
baat
kuch pasand nahi aayi. To woh bola...

EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE
HAI
EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE
HAI
JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI, OOTH OOTH DUBARA KARTE HAI

Mahebooba kabhi waapis nahi aayi. To uski yaad bhula
ne ke liye wohi
shaayar Delhi chala gaya. Wahan jab Qutub Minar dekha
to bola:

DEKH KE QUTUB MINAR, SHAYAR KA DIMMAG DODA
ASMAAN KO CHODNE CHALA DHARTI KA LAUDA

Is par Delhi police ki gaand mein khujli hui to usse
pakad liya gaya
aur
court mein pesh kiya gaya. Jab Judge sahiba ne poocha
"tumhe kuch kehna
hai?" to woh bola:

AIYE SANAM UTHA KALAM
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MAA CHOD DOONGA SABKI...

On such a contempt of court, he was ordered to be
hanged till death.
When he was burried, the judge sahiba visited his
grave. Needless to
say
she was very mad so she pissed on his grave. Judge
sahiba ke jane
ke baad is shayar ke bhoot ne ek arz farmaya...

WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR
AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE
WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR
AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE
MUTNE KA TO BAHANA THA
WOH CHUT DIKHAKAR CHALE GAYE

pehla

I would like to contribute a shaer here, Irshad toh boleyeh... --- Eak baar apnay chilken saab chai ka new business start kartay toh isse silsilay may woh eak naye chai ke dukaan start kartay toh us dukaan pay woh Yeh sentence likhawa board lagatay --- " CHILKEN KE CHAI KA CHOTA SA JHOPDA ... JO BHI CHAI NAHI PIYA USKE AMMAAA KA BHOOOOSSS.." remaining two words aap bhar lejeyeh...